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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Vincent Van Gogh's Family Tree

I got this in an email and couldn't resist sharing. I know I was laughing out loud!

From my inbox:
I know some of you won't get it because you do not know who Vincent Van Gogh was. To help you out, he had a painting company in France in the 19th century and sold hearing aids on the side. He coined the term. "Lend me your ear, mine is not working". Became very, very rich after he died.

The Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh
His dizzy aunt ---------------------------------Verti Gogh
The brother who ate lots of prunes --------------Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store --Stop n Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois -----------------------Chica Gogh
His magician uncle -----------------------------Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin -----------------------------A mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother -------- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt --------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover ----------- -------------- Fla min Gogh
The fruit loving cousin ----------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking --------- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ---------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ---------------------- Go Gogh
His niece who travels the country in an RV ------- Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling! . . . there ya' Gogh!

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